Stuffed Plush Pandas
Panda Joke: A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots up the place.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, Hey! Where are you going? You just shot up my restaurant and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
If you would like your own stuffed panda, just click here or on the banner at the bottom of the page, and it will take you to a webpage where Freebears.com has these stuffed panda cuties for sale. You'll love them!
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If you would like to find information on real pandas, we suggest the following links:
Giant Pandas - National Zoo| FONZ
Giant Pandas are Being Protected in the Wild by WWF - You Can Help ...
Pandas: Animal Information, Pictures, Map--National Geographic Kids
Animal Planet :: Meet the Pandas
Or if you are looking to buy a stuffed panda, please visit freebears.com by clicking the banner:

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